i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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