Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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