Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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