All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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