I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
