Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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