What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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