everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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