worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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