The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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