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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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