Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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