Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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