let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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