is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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