The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize