I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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