But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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