no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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