"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize