what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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