Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
