Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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