at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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