having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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