Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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