Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
