You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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