i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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