His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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