i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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