TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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