I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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