a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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