I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
tell me about the fingering
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