Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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