my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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