I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
