hotel room ftw
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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