Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize