you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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