I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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