if you like me you must not know who I am
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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