he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
