That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
honey bunches of taint.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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