I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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