ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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