love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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