hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
