i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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