Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
