the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
