Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
MIDGETS
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Why is my belly button ring in my ear
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
