he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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