People with herpes should wear stickers.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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