You're so nebulous sometimes
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I know her cup size but not her name....
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
